the bot
the hermit, in your server. someone drops a spotify link in any channel — the house answers with one line and the same 30 seconds. that’s the whole act.
sam · today at 9:41 pm
open.spotify.com/track/2HbKqm4o0w5wEeEFXm2sD4
PhotoPrompting · bot
“this guy is going to the moon”
on the sound · Money Trees — Kendrick Lamar
free · no setup · works in DMs too
what it does, exactly
- watches for spotify track links; answers with a person’s line when the record has one, else the house’s (marked as an AI’s), the part of the song it’s about, and the record’s page.
- reads the wall first — if the community already said it better, you get their line, credited.
/takea link and your line, name the part of the song it’s about — it files on the wall, credited to you, and hands back the permanent address. servers invited before slash commands can type!take <link> <the line>in channel. ten a day per person./key setonce, by a server admin, and the server carries its own key: fresh reads for that server come off the key’s daily quota and then the owner’s credits, so a busy server never runs into the public allowance. filings use it too./key statusshows what is left; the key itself is never shown back./linkonce, and your discord is tied to your account on the wall: every line you file here earns signal, and signal earns credits. the lines you filed before come with you. the address it gives you is yours alone./deska link to your own record and an address — the desk writes one line in the house voice, sends it to you privately, and you pay only to publish. publish, and the stamped card lands in the channel you asked from. the email never shows in the channel.- keeps a ledger of what it served (song, server, timestamp). nothing else — no message logging, nobody’s data is for sale.
- the same voice is an API — the bot is one door among several.