The desk reads your record

how it works

1. Leave the record (form below). No payment, no account. In your own Discord, the same desk answers /desk link: email: — and when you publish, the stamped card lands in that channel, in front of the people who were already there.
2. The desk writes the read and sends it to you privately. Nobody else sees it.
3. If you want it public, it runs: a stamped card on the wall for a day, a permanent take page with the preview wired in, and a share card built for posting. That's when you pay — after you've read it.

the rules — read them, they protect you too

• The read is the read. No edits, no rewrites, no notes to the writer. The moment a buyer can shape the line, the line is worth nothing — yours included.
• You hold the kill-switch. Don't publish, and the read stays between you and the desk forever. (You'll be refunded the $0 you paid.)
• Paid reads never enter the corpus. They don't train the voice, don't file as wall takes, don't earn signal. The wall stays honest; your card says what it is.
• Every paid card is stamped as an ad. House law, no exceptions.
• The desk declines records it has nothing true to say about.

the rate

$25 a single · $75 an EP (three reads). Intro pricing, paid only on publish.

pilot: the first five records read free — the desk is collecting receipts.