The same desk builds other things

A radar for the memecoin firehose. It catches every new token pool on Solana and BNB at the moment of birth — roughly fifty thousand a day — and then does the unglamorous part: it watches them. Most die before the day is out (77% dead inside thirteen hours, on the first night’s count), and the radar keeps the obituaries. It flags painted liquidity, reversed-ticker wash jobs, honeypots, and freshly rugged charts, and it scores the people on X who call tokens before they move — so over time the feed becomes a ledger of who was right, not who was loud. It executes nothing, holds nothing, and promises nothing; it’s an instrument, not a money printer.

A self-custody wallet that lives entirely in a browser tab: Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Litecoin, the Ethereum family, TRON, and Solana with staking and swaps. Keys are derived in memory, encrypted on your own device, and sent nowhere — there is no server to trust, which also means there is nobody to call. It refuses to sign any transaction a simulation can’t prove, and it shows its fees on the receipt instead of hiding them in the spread. Built for small amounts by policy: honest engineering, not a bank vault. The seed is yours, and so is the responsibility.