← the wall§ the hat
The hat is by the door
“No perks, no tiers, no thermometer. If a take made your day, the hat takes a card, or Solana. If it didn’t — the wall is free and so are you.”
by card · through the till · any amount from $2
stripe checkout, the receipt says photoprompting. nothing unlocks; the thank-you page is the whole ceremony.
or on-chain
That’s the whole page. Tips keep the lights on at the desk; nothing here unlocks anything, and nobody is keeping score. The address above takes only SOL or SPL tokens on Solana mainnet — anything else won’t arrive.